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@whispered yuck. How disturbing, but perhaps it could be @iuv's dream bed. (?)
Ok, I made up a joke. Here it goes...
What do call it when Trump gets impeached.
imoranged.
(Get it? I changed 'peach' to 'orange'. I know, it's brilliant.)Post edited by Ponygurl at 2018-11-29 05:15:04U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light -
It'd depend upon who was wrapped up in the blanket. Is it someone in particular? Otherwise, it wouldn't matter as long as there were lots of pillows and cool cotton sheets.If I were dead, could I do this?
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Ponygurl said:
@whispered yuck. How disturbing, but perhaps it could be @iuv's dream bed. (?)
Ok, I made up a joke. Here it goes...
What do call it when Trump gets impeached.
imoranged.
(Get it? I changed 'peach' to 'orange'. I know, it's brilliant.)
Any better?
"Imoranged"LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSx -
Then there's this
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Or Tangoed!
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
@whispered now that's more like it! All we need now are the Vagina pillows :D. That would be a good name for a band 'The Vagina Pillows', makes me want to take a nap. Sweet dreams everyone. Zzzzz
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I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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Thanks, Rói
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_Key
(I'd like to hear Jimmy Buffett sing a song about this one)Post edited by Ponygurl at 2019-01-05 03:42:01U R I E L
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Ponygurl said:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_Key
(I'd like to hear Jimmy Buffett sing a song about this one)
"Named after the Dildo Cactus (Acantherocereus tetragonus), a native species" - which comes in a range of sizes, it seems
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Ponygurl said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_Key
(I'd like to hear Jimmy Buffett sing a song about this one)
When it is critical that your Dildo is kept locked up for safety or for your own, personal use.The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
Urban_Tribesman said:
When it is critical that your Dildo is kept locked up for safety or for your own, personal use.
Much like a zipper, ;).U R I E L
What is done in the dark will always come to light
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