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What!!?!?! Obsession?!?!?! Me??!?! Have you ever seen the tv show Monk? Twin sons from different mothers. Naw, not really. I'm not quite that bad.You're not reacting to my theory above, are you? I think it's a pretty good theory!
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Really? Interesting.Now, much more interesting would have been 101 ways that I annoy people. That's probably, actually, on the low end.Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-07-25 09:50:21
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Ha! Like that, Rewak. Any specific examples?
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Maybe I should start a thread titled "Ways in which WW annoys people". It might be interesting, at least for me.
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;~jI could probably fill a book.
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Nope, Appy. But, if you were trying to coax me into posting the next ten, you succeeded. Maybe it's just me but some of these are really funny!
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
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I should. I really should.
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This is a British comedian talking about skipping - enjoyPost edited by Appy61 at 2016-08-02 14:54:10What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
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71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-08-05 23:22:04
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