Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

Like that! Was he sitting opposite his Lady, Di Ameter?

I'm a cunning linguist indeed WW. :D
Ah, the oldies are still the goldies!

Jesus walks into an Inn, throws 4 nails on the counter and asks 'Can you put me up for the night?'

Tasteless tasteless tasteless UT. We ' d expect nothing else. Tsk.

The mention of Culhwch and Olwen, made me think of Boudreaux and Thibodeaux.  I expect Culhwch and Olwen stories are a bit more impressive.

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were driving around town one night, and coming
up to a red light, Boudreaux runs right through it, not even slowing down.
Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, you ran dat red light. Be careful !"
Boudreaux tells him, "Don't worry, Hebert does it all de time, and
nuttin ever happens." A few minutes later, another red light, and
Boudreaux runs it too. Thibodeaux screams at him, "Boudreaux, you keep
running dem red lights, you gonna got us killed !" Boudreaux assures
him, "Mais I done tol' you, Hebert does it all de time wid no problem.
Don't worry." The next intersection they come to, they have a green
light, and Boudreaux slams on the brakes, coming to a complete stop on
green. Thibodeaux asks him, "Why you stop for de green light ?"
Boudreaux, looking cautiously both ways tells him, "Mais, if I gots de
green light, I gots to be careful, 'cause Hebert might be passing de
other way !"

"Sitting like that, does it keep you cool"
"No, but it sho'nuff keeps the flies off my Mango !"

No Mr White. I am happy to confirm your daughters hymen is intact, as per the terms required of her for the release of the money in the Trust. Just what seem to be seven unexplained little dents !