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Halloween_Jack said:
* makes note to send Whickwithy traditional pair of baggy underpants *
Another interpretation that never crossed my mind. And, believe me, I have a drawer full. Long story.
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Although Boxer's Day was pretty cool, my favourite olde tyme celebration was always Pee-ster. Mother would have us line up in a row. Then Grandma would walk up and down the line, sniffing hard to find out which of us smelt most strongly of urine.
The whiffiest child was declared "King of the Poohs" and hung overnight on the tree at the bottom of the street.
Happy days....
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You're all avoiding my teeth question^^^^^^
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^I thought it was a joke - surely everyone knows about the tooth nymphs and the Great Eruptions?
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JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
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whisperit said:
^I thought it was a joke - surely everyone knows about the tooth nymphs and the Great Eruptions?
great eruptions? i've had them but not from my teeth... -
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Oh my word! Are you saying my teeth are made of nymph poo????!!!! That's gotta sting, I bet their little bum holes wink for a bit after.
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^that's what's under your teeth. Luckily, after a while it turns to real gold. In some people, you can see it showing through.
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Ooh, can't wait for that to happen!
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whisperit said:
Although Boxer's Day was pretty cool, my favourite olde tyme celebration was always Pee-ster. Mother would have us line up in a row. Then Grandma would walk up and down the line, sniffing hard to find out which of us smelt most strongly of urine.
The whiffiest child was declared "King of the Poohs" and hung overnight on the tree at the bottom of the street.
Happy days....
Once a year??!?!? God, that's gotta be quite a whiff by then!
A good drenching in bleach would work better than "air dry". At least it was at the bottom of the street. Whew!
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ping said:
You're all avoiding my teeth question^^^^^^
The real trick is that there are two sets of teeth. And, if you've ever looked at a skull, the teeth are set in the bone??!!?! So, if it's bone below and gum above, where are all those suckers hiding? It's a good question and I haven't a clue.
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^The birds are looking after them, that's where.
But they hardly ever let on.
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^ I think you meant to put that in the 'disturbing' thread?
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^Nah. This is what I call "disturbing"
Post edited by whisperit at 2013-11-21 18:07:29
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