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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Look, dad, no hands
    Post edited by LuDux at 2013-10-12 13:26:04
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down AnoukvdmAnoukvdm
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Sartori said:

    The word "Postal" was invented for people who don`t .



    I hope that makes you feel better.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    Whickwithy said:

    Sartori said:

    The word "Postal" was invented for people who don`t .



    I hope that makes you feel better.


    I forget you have no sense of humour .
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    That is so off key it fell off the end of my metaphorical piano 
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    "(40 year old) man has 21 Miley Cyrus tattoos."

    More than a bit wrong, I'd say.

     http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a522780/man-has-21-miley-cyrus-tattoos-pictures.html

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  • Vote Up0Vote Down cw37frappcw37frapp
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    Weird is the word for that man.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    "(40 year old) man has 21 Miley Cyrus tattoos."

    More than a bit wrong, I'd say.

     http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a522780/man-has-21-miley-cyrus-tattoos-pictures.html



    Voted most likely to die in a powerwanking accident .
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-10-13 19:28:18
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Sartori said:



    I forget you have no sense of humour .



    I hope that makes you feel better.

    Whickwithy said:

    Sartori said:

    The word "Postal" was invented for people who don`t .

    Wit, huh?  There's no shortage of that on this messageboard.
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2013-10-14 17:40:45
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    In your rush to be offended you fail to see the point , my note of "Postal" was more a truism (from my point of view/experience) wrapped around gallows or black humour than your perception that I require Oscar Wilde levels of "wit" and wasn`t a broadside attack aimed at you , whatever you may believe - I was replying to AisA .
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-10-14 09:20:08
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    Whickwithy said:

    Not really


    Also, we're just not used to this new, understated Whickwithy!
    Why use 2 words when 200 will do? ;-)
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    This may as well be in the Rant thread , but as you`ll quite possibly make that screwed up face look sometime during this waffle post , anyhoots , I`ve inadvertently begun a game of Chicken Kiev Roulette.....

     This game is played by having cooked the aforementioned Kievs , little breadcrumbed vestibules of melted 3 pints of Garlic butter each on a tray , the Kievs are transferred to plates , leaving behind a pint of melted garlic butter on t` plate . Put plates and tray straight into dish washer , totally forgetting to pre-rinse the garlic butter off them . Let dishwasher do its black magic , let plates dry and put them away amongst things that look just like the garlicised crockery etc ..............and then for the next week , every time any of the items from that dishwash cycle is used with anything warm , an aroma of garlic will arise ......my first mug this morning was a mug of garlic tinted Nescafe - blech . 

    When will I bloody learn ? 
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    A little something I made yesterday:
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