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  • How could we make a dick look nicer? But a bow on it? Dip it in glitter? :))
  • Apparently those who talk about sex and related stuff the most are getting it the least so would love to know what's going on with everyone?

    I read somewhere that the moon can make people feel hormonal? It's the moon's fault!!
  • KatRobin said:

    100. :-w



    Urban Tribesman must try harder.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Well, let's see (gets out his calculator).  Can't be in centimeters.  Ah! Millimeters!
  • How could we make a dick look nicer? But a bow on it? Dip it in glitter? :))



    Paint a smiley face on it??  Haha!  What a great  tattoo!  The little gentleman is probably a bit too sensitive for that, though.
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2018-03-08 10:23:50
  • Well, some time ago, I posted this on the forum showing a guy who had had a dragon tattoo on his old chap. Not just a little tat, but a full, all over inking. For those of a nervous disposition, look away now !

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2018-03-08 18:50:54
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • As if I needed another excuse to dwell on the lady side.
  • F**k me but that's rank...
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    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-03-09 03:18:18
  • Yes she does. All those middle aged bespectacled nerdy teacher types....they’re all the same.
  • Hahaha!! She knows EXACTLY how to cause a fracas in the workplace! Would be funnier if they were blown up condoms.
  • Yeah, look at that smile on her face...and the kid in  tears next to her...  Tears of laughter?
  • Nah that girl is just bored stiff I think. Funny though because I swear I had a jumper like that back in the 90s from Tammy Girl. Which no longer exists. But every Saturday I had to go to Tammy Girl. I was a shopping nutter...still am. Only this time with invisible money.

    I could bleed House of Fraser dry.
  • I'm confused Sen. Your timeline wanders all over the place. Depending on when in the 90's for that Tammy jumper you are talking about, you would have to be getting on for 40.
    ?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Erm..nope definitely nowhere near 40!! I was born in 1986.

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