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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
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  • But all you do is treat me bad

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Break my heart and leave me sad

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Tell me what did I do wrong
    To make you stay away so long

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Ohh ohh, ohhh
    Llama Love

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    Great scarf...
  • Would it be kind of creepy...not to mention weird...for a professional 46 year old to have Goldfrapp pictures on one wardrobe door...and wacky llamas on another?
    ( offers wrists up for the cuffs)
  • @KatRobin
    For you

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • You are UT, you so are. As Lloyd Cole once sang, " More gimme more, gimme more more more".
    ( I'm greedy).
  • I was traumatised yesterday. Had another nightmare at an antiques centre. A baby llama with no head but with half a melted wax human face glued on top of it. Wish I'd have had my camera to share this monstrosity with you. It was being displayed alongside other skulls, Victorian medicine and anatomical paraphernalia and general carnival creepabilia. You'd love it UT.
  • Stay away from the cheese before bedtime Kat.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Damn you. I've just read 'Spare llama parts'.
  • I'm seeing now from Kat's story that it was subconcious... I smell kind of conspiracy masterminded by our dr. Frankenstein's nephew UT.
    Post edited by Turqs at 2017-03-12 19:47:48
  • If it's still there next time I go I shall take my camera, you unbelievers. I have a white rocking horse one side of my bed which came from the same antiques place and did think of purchasing said llama to go on the other side, but I figure poor Catherine sees enough horror first thing in the morning!
  • Call a llama when you need a llama farmer
    Call a llama FARMER!!!

    Tis the downside to CBBC. I know all the tunes from Horrible Histories. I know its for kids but it is so funny.
  • Sounds a bit like
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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    Post edited by Turqs at 2017-03-18 05:19:17

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