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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    @iuv Did you just spot a marble bathroom or something?! ;))

    Pet said:



    Even more odd is using "cunt" in such a way.  Not only is a cunt a wonderful thing, but it's where we all come from.  It's the gateway to the world.


    I suppose if it wasn't for cunts and fuckers, we wouldn't be here today!
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-11-12 22:11:31
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I'm a cunt.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PetPet
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    ^ Is that a boast?
    My website: http://petjeffery.co.uk/
    See also: http://chomupress.com/our-books/jane/
    And on Amazon: http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B009CAXH8G
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Just a fact.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Our receptionist calls hers her 'mini moo'. Have always thought that sweet but somewhat lacking inimicality in a confrontational situation.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    The Profanasaurus was still temptingly close to hand. Of course, such a masterwork in the field of swearing is literally bursting with alternatives for this word for those of a more shy or retiring disposition. The one that caught my eye (not literally obviously) was 'Fish Mitten'.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    This sounds like a thread of its own: "Vadge A-Z"
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    This sounds like a thread of its own: "Vadge A-Z"


    Sounds exciting. I'll start, but you already seem to have jumped ahead to V.
    Abattoir Floor
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I'm waiting for C.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Your wish...
    Beadle
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    Beef Curtains... tickled me
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Thought I might contribute to this discussion, being a sex ed teacher as you know ( zzzzzz). But looking at this ^ I've had second thoughts.....
    I assume camel's hoof has been said though?!!!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    We hadn't progressed to C yet KR but your input from the viewpoint of the gentle sex is most welcome. Feel free to start at A with Knob A-Z.
    Still with B
    Box
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Oh, Can't resist.
    Aardvark's Nose (always looking to get buried in the mound !)
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    DIRTY BOY!! Lisa should slap you with a wet flip flop for being so rude! Tsk tsk.
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